How big is your gun collection?
Come on, be honest, we won't tell your spouse. Nor do we have any way of tracking who answers what, so the black helicopters won't visit your place. We just are curious as to how seriously addicted gun collectors can be. Maybe the results will enable you to convince her that you really need a few (lot?) more to catch up with other guys. Then you can point out that investing in collectible firearms (which they might consider rusty old junk) is much better than wasting money on beer, fast cars, loose women, or more clothes and shoes.